We find the waste. We haul it away. We sanitize the grass. You just enjoy your Saturday!
Doing it yourself...
Spend time hunting for "hidden landmines."
Ruin your favorite pair of shoes.
Fill your own trash can with a smell that lasts all week.
Waste your only day off doing the one job you hate- and the yard STILL stinks!
COST: Your entire morning & your sanity.
The Turd Nerd Way
Instant booking while you’re on the couch.
Every square inch searched with military precision.
Waste hauled away in our truck (Not your bin!).
Yard sanitized and deodorized for the kids (usually $15, FREE today)
COST: Just $50 + You get TWO Saturdays back!
All the good parts of having a pet, none of the bad!
Why spend $50? Because you’re not just paying for a scoop—you’re buying back your weekend.
Most people think they'll save money by doing it themselves. Then they step in a mess, break a shovel, and realize their Saturday morning is worth way more than $50. Let the Nerds handle the dirty work so you can focus on the BBQ!
HERE IS THE VALUE YOU GET FOR JUST $50:
The Initial Deep Clean: Every pile found and cleared (yes even the runny ones, nothing left behind) ($50 Value)
Follow-up Maintenance Clean: We return next week—FREE ($25 Value)
Odor-Destroyer Treatment: Pet-safe sanitization—FREE ($15 Value)
Professional Waste Haul-Away: We take it with us—FREE ($15 Value)
YOUR PRICE TODAY: $105 $50
STEP 1: PICK YOUR SATURDAY SLOT
STEP 2: PAY THE $50 TO BOOK YOUR DEEP CLEAN
STEP 3: TAKE BACK YOUR WEEKENDS!
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