We find the waste. We haul it away. We sanitize the grass. You just enjoy your Saturday!

Doing it yourself...

  • Spend time hunting for "hidden landmines."

  • Ruin your favorite pair of shoes.

  • Fill your own trash can with a smell that lasts all week.

  • Waste your only day off doing the one job you hate- and the yard STILL stinks!

  • COST: Your entire morning & your sanity.

The Turd Nerd Way

  • Instant booking while you’re on the couch.

  • Every square inch searched with military precision.

  • Waste hauled away in our truck (Not your bin!).

  • Yard sanitized and deodorized for the kids (usually $15, FREE today)

  • COST: Just $50 + You get TWO Saturdays back!

All the good parts of having a pet, none of the bad!

Why spend $50? Because you’re not just paying for a scoop—you’re buying back your weekend.

Most people think they'll save money by doing it themselves. Then they step in a mess, break a shovel, and realize their Saturday morning is worth way more than $50. Let the Nerds handle the dirty work so you can focus on the BBQ!

HERE IS THE VALUE YOU GET FOR JUST $50:

  • The Initial Deep Clean: Every pile found and cleared (yes even the runny ones, nothing left behind) ($50 Value)

  • Follow-up Maintenance Clean: We return next week—FREE ($25 Value)

  • Odor-Destroyer Treatment: Pet-safe sanitization—FREE ($15 Value)

  • Professional Waste Haul-Away: We take it with us—FREE ($15 Value)

YOUR PRICE TODAY: $105 $50

STEP 1: PICK YOUR SATURDAY SLOT

STEP 2: PAY THE $50 TO BOOK YOUR DEEP CLEAN

STEP 3: TAKE BACK YOUR WEEKENDS!

Where are we Scooping?

Contact Us

(801) 554-1806

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