Effective Date: May 2, 2026

At Turd Nerds, we treat your privacy like we treat your yard: we keep it clean, we don't mess around, and we never leave a stink. This policy outlines how we handle your information.

1. Information We Collect

To provide you with a "Grand Slam" service, we collect the following:

Contact Details: Name, email address, and phone number so we can send you booking confirmations and gate-lock photos.

Service Address: So we know which yard to scoop.

Payment Information: Processed securely through Stripe. We do not store your credit card numbers on our local servers.

Usage Data: Standard stuff like your IP address and how you interacted with

turdnerds.co

(via Google HighLevel cookies).

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your data to:

Schedule and fulfill your yard "Resets" and maintenance.

Send you SMS notifications (only if you opt-in) about our arrival or if we find an issue with your gate.

Process your initial payments and recurring subscriptions (if you like us that is)

3. Sharing Your Data

We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties. We only share data with the tools that make our business run, such as:

Payment Processors (Stripe): To handle the money.

CRM Platform (GoHighLevel): To manage our calendar and communications.

4. Your Rights

You are the boss of your data. You can:

Opt-out of marketing emails or SMS at any time by replying "STOP."

Request that we delete your contact information from our records.

Ask us what data we have on file for you.

5. Cookies

Our website uses cookies to remember your booking progress and to help us understand which parts of our site are working best. You can disable cookies in your browser, but it might make the "60-second booking" a little clunkier.

6. Changes to This Policy

As Turd Nerds grows, we might update this policy. If we make big changes, we’ll post a notice on our homepage.

7. Contact Us

If you have questions about how we handle your data, or if you just want to talk about your lawn, contact us:

Turd Nerds Co. Ephraim, UT 84627 Email: [email protected]